pronoun.is/he/him '(anti-)×6 woke' Please look up the fundamental attribution error. Distrust people who say 'everybody thinks X' when they mean 'I'.

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Exactly my kind of humor and style
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I really feel for the politically homeless. Living on the intellectual street, always being hassled for loitering by the thought police. I’m thankful that folks like Substack and their rehousing program have picked up the slack where the free marketplace of ideas has failed.
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It's time again for my most cherished #Thanksgiving tradition: Revisiting the time millions of kids had to witness Barney the Dinosaur collapse to the ground and get stabbed to death by cops during the 1997 Macys Parade.💫
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I need this to become an omnibus bill with the Dem rider being the beatification of George Floyd! 😁
Marjorie Taylor Greene introduces bill to award Congressional Gold Medal to Rittenhouse hill.cm/BARecJH
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still think your kids are safe from CRT?
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To everybody that's congratulating me right now on my new Kid Rock parody video, let me clarify - that's not me. That's actually Kid Rock.
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Here's some existential horror modern art for you to look at
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They dragging you on Twitter
In six words or fewer, write a short story about this photo... #amwriting #sixwordstory #WritingCommunity
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Tangential point to the Rittenhouse discourse: Now would be the perfect time for those liberal factcheckers to prop up bogus claims to advance the DNC agenda, or whatever their ulterior mission is. Then again all I'm finding is milquetoast stuff like this: politifact.com/article/2021/…
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New strategy. Instead of wasting time claiming that CRT isn't being taught in schools, we should just argue that conservatives are trying to teach white supremacy in schools. If they want to be specific, just say white supremacy praxis is being taught. Offer vague examples.
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Replying to @JohnCleese
A horse walks into a bar: B "Why the long face?" H "I'm coming to terms, with seeing older comedians who once pushed boundaries, struggling with the idea that progressive societies eventually pass them by, and instead of celebrating this they rail against it."
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My toddler just slapped me with one glove. She may not know what it means but I’m a woman of honour. We duel at dawn.
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I feel like we're missing something obvious here. Can someone go check real quick whether Scotland is South American? 😅
AOC revealing the truth that no Scot wants to know - that every Latin American country inexplicably has a drink that taste like irn bru. Pap in Chile, Inca Cola in Peru...
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He dared to say it... 😬
They didn’t even give James a job. He’s doing this for free
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